Happy to report that my surgery was a success and I now have no limbs :)
*flicks through my notes of what’s popular to say online at the moment*
american people who use british slang
We just want to be one of you and watch BBC on the telly and drink tea and ride the trolley :)
ive never in my 15 years of british living heard the expression “ride the trolley”
what even is a trolley other than a thing in supermarkets to put items in
can someone photoshop me into a better life
Simon Lane is more than twice my age (I think I’m not double checking cos that takes effort)
Why do I want to hang out with him so badly?!?!
I bought my house from her manager and still get her mail. You tell me.